The vamp spreads a curse after dark
They'll leave on your person a mark
When hanging about
The fangs will come out
And their bite is much worse than their bark.
Bela Lugosi and Caroll Borland in Mark of the Vampire (1935), Tod Browning's remake of his own London After Midnight. Cross yourself, cretins: we'll continue to crawl from the crypt onVampire Weekends.