We sat through his addle-brained Titus
And the prat should have had laryngitis
The reviews that we wrote,
Far too brutal quote,
Like the cat have come back now to bite us.
The critics gather in Theatre of Blood: Renée Asherson, Charles Sinnickson, Jack Hawkins, Robert Morley and his edible poodles, Ian Hendry, Madeline Smith, Harry Andrews, Coral Browne, Robert Coote and Arthur Lowe.