When Svengoolie goes away
fans suspect there's foul playBut there's nothing wrong at all
just a lot of Lucy Ball
So don't be dour, it's okay
Sven is back next Saturday
Not exactly a limerick, I know. Me-TV is preempting horror host Svengoolie tonight for a marathon centennial tribute to comedienne Lucille Ball. Earlier in the year they did a month of "Half-Price" Tuesdays for Vincent Price's centennial, so we can't complain.