Monday, July 25, 2011

Do You Take this Mandible?



My husband once thrilled me with lust
In the buff now I'm filled with disgust
Plus he sticks to the ceiling
which just isn't appealing--
He's a bug, it's been hard to adjust

With our therapist we have discussed
that our marriage is gathering dust
Yes, "For better, for worse",
but the sex is perverse
when my hair by a pincer is mussed



Patricia Owens is stuck with The Fly (Kurt Neumann, 1958).

5 comments:

D Cairns said...

Our sex life it seems is a bust
His technique leaves me truly nonplussed
I'd far rather not kiss
His insect proboscis
And he'd rather hover than thrust.

surly hack said...

We once exchanged vows and some rings
But now he's so sticky he clings
As his pincer disrobes me
I wince while he probes me
I guess he's just one of those things

D Cairns said...

With the head of a fly and the thorax
The sight of him leaves me quite pole-axed
I've screamed till I'm hoarse
For fault-based divorce
Now I'm spraying the fellow with borax.

surly hack said...

I can't top that for hilarious product placement!

surly hack said...

I have tried to suppress expectations,
to deny the unpleasant sensations
But I feel my gorge rise
when I peer in his eyes
I might die from the sex complications