Her suitors seem perfectly fey
Does this cutie prefer them that way?
V Price is a reb
And C Webb's a celeb
But she chooses that perv Dana A.
Vincent Price as Southern writer and gigolo Shelby Carpenter, Clifton Webb as newspaper columnist Waldo Lydecker, Dana Andrews as police detective Mark Mcpherson, and Gene Tierney as their dream girl, Laura (Otto Preminger, 1944). "Perv" because McPherson falls in love with the portrait of a murder victim.