It dates from the year fifty-eight And man, does this dud ever date A time machine journey that died on the gurney Salome Jens' legs though, are great
Terror From the Year 5000 (Robert J. Gurney Jr., 1958). Get it? It died on the Gurney. Above: Jens in a still for Angel Baby (1961); Below: Promo still of Joyce Holden. We posted a limerick on the very same film earlier this year and called it Future Schlock.