LimerWrecks: R.I.P. Maria

Thursday, February 3, 2011

R.I.P. Maria

Adieu to Maria Schneider

In "Passenger" Jack rode beside her

Of all of her flicks,

with Brando, this chick's

remembered for butter inside her

5 comments:

D Cairns said...: Exploited by B Bertolucci
A strutting fat man like Il Duce
This poor troubled soul
Tried to flee from the role
Of the middle-aged ham's coochy-coochy.; February 4, 2011 at 2:41 AM
surly hack said...: Some critics considered illicit
the sex in Last Tango, explicit
When Marlon used butter
to enter the gutter
Maria was never complicit

Schneider has said that she was not told beforehand about the infamous use of dairy product. She says she felt humiliated by the scene, and that her tears were real.; February 4, 2011 at 10:17 AM
Norm Knott said...: Hmmmm...dairy-erre.....; February 4, 2011 at 10:28 AM
surly hack said...: When Brando had sex scenes with Schneider,
both backward and forward he'd ride her
But he never rode
her fiancé Léaud,
in spite of his pitching a slider; February 4, 2011 at 10:39 AM
JamesFinnGarner said...: I think you guys have found your muse.

or is it "moos"?; February 4, 2011 at 12:01 PM

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