Both witty and wacky was Carole
So pretty she drove fellas feral
As screwball and beauty
she'd do double-duty
and have us all over a barrel
Top: Comedienne Carole Lombard never looked lovelier than in Hands Across the Table (Mitchell Leisen, 1935); Above: Kicking John Barrymore in Twentieth Century (Howard Hawks,1934), from Doctor Macro.