The cupboard at Billy's was bare
So Billy, to Santa, said prayer:
"Please come down tonight,
my stocking fill tight."
The foot fit quite snugly in there.
Limerick written by surly hack (his computer's all out of kilter at the moment and can't post here). Artwork by someone who looks, acts and draws astonishingly just like me. Heh-heh, nah, that's just plain silly; who in their right mind would want to mimic me in every detail and... unless their plan is to (ulp!) bump me off and take my place, with no one even suspecting anything's amiss... HELP!