Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Scare Fare



On planes eating pastry's a pain
One tries to stay neat but in vain
Crumbs drive to distraction
star Samuel Jackson
So don't serve him cakes on a plane

5 comments:

Norm Knott said...

But drink after drink he will drain
If thirsty, he'll always complain
and raise holy hell
because Samuel L.
hates getting the shakes on a plane

surly hack said...

The passengers think he's insane
The stewardess tries to explain
"There's no way to stop,
the plane would just drop--
You can't hit the brakes on a plane."

Norm Knott said...

It's so cold it causes me pain
From shivering I can't abstain
By flight crew I'm told
they must keep it cold
because there's snow flakes on this plane

Norm Knott said...

It's certainly dark, goodness sake,
and so warm we all could just bake!
My memory's blurred
of how it occured
but somehow this plane's in a snake

surly hack said...

Count Dracula's thirst had free reign
Could drink all the blood he could drain
He filled up a glass--
type A from from first class
'cause no one brings stakes on a plane