Monday, February 2, 2009

Any Port Wine in a Storm

A bottle of champagne is used
to christen a ship's maiden cruise.
But to the young miss
the question was this,
"Why waste a good bottle of booze?"

1 comment:

surly hack said...

A bottle's a bad thing to waste
so why don't we have us a taste?
We'll each take a sip
and still launch the ship
So don't get yer nose all displaced