Monday, September 22, 2008

Fish Fried

A pair of identical twins
were born with identical fins
These look-alike freaks
would back-stroke in creeks
Till hooked, cleaned and packaged in tins

4 comments:

Norm Knott said...

Their names were Marie and Marlene
They both loved to swim in that stream
For them do not cry
I will tell you why
For each of them was a sardine

surlyh said...

Some say that a laugh can't be planned
though sometimes a laugh needs a hand
To laugh, I might wish
at gag about fish,
but laughs at your joke would be canned

Norm Knott said...

Oh dear, did you think I was mean t'ya?
Will you be calmed with a gardenia?
Was it not apparent
That fishes they weren't?
Those girls, you see, were from Sardinia

surlyh said...

You've heard not a word that I've said
Your puns, just like fish, rot from head
Each time I peruse
the lines you misuse,
I wish, like those fish, I was dead