Friday, August 8, 2008

Faster, Pussycat! Swill! Swill!

How fast can I write one of these?
Quite fast, if you ask, pretty please
It's like fire drill
but content is nil
A case of no forest, just trees

3 comments:

surlyh said...

In "Speed" Reeves and Bullock were stars
Drove bus that careened off of cars
They couldn't drive slow
or bomb there would blow--
"Speed Metal" without the guitars

Norm Knott said...

Russ Meyer asked Tura Satana
How fast she could eat a banana
"Quite quickly", said she
"Once I ate every
Chiquita there was in Atlanta!"

surlyh said...

I wrote that first verse in a flash
and somehow it ain't a mish mash
It took under four
li'l minutes to pour
that rhyme scheme all out in a dash