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4 comments:
wow, pun AND a limerick.
The double-lutz of rhyme crafting
More like the double-klutz...the limerick being the lowest form of poetry, the pun the same for humor. How low can I go?
In humor, the pun is the lowest
But those who say that are the slowest
In getting the gag
They zig but not zag
And giving it up, they then goest
Well put, like a shot, Mr. Knott
Our ridicule critics all plot
They pick at the nits
And throw hissy fits
I wish the whole lot would just rot
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