Man, this limerick site, ain't it cool?Each and every post is a jewel! Jeez, these guys sure can write, Not a clunker in sight!Check the calendar, dude---April Fool!
Of Dinah I asked, “Won’t you blow?”To which Dinah said, “Don’t you know?”“My lips will not puckSo I cannot suck,But I’ll give your cheeks a red glow!”
We're glad Norm's enjoying the showAs we bandy 'round rhymes, to and froEach elicited smileMakes our efforts worthwhileThanks much for your complimen-- D'oh!!!
Ol' Dinah, she sure did the trickWith tongue that gal knew how to lickShe licked off each dripFrom each sticky lipShe sure cleaned that popsicle stick!
Dinah lives on Clark Street and LuntAnd if I may dare be so bluntAsk her to revealAnd she'll shyly squealShe has a crush on Allen Funt
"What do you say to a nude lady?"Asked Funt, in the era of BRADYEmbarrassed folks seenOn the cinema screenJust giggled and sought someplace shady
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