Wednesday, May 27, 2015
The great and goofy Vincent Price was born on this day in 1911. We have written nearly 250 limericks on the man and his movies, all of which can be found here. Image: Vincent Price as James Addison Reavis, The Baron of Arizona (Sam Fuller; 1950), the actor's first starring role.
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Sorry for the pause in posts. Work, and real life in general have decided to keep me too busy to keep up with the daily grin--um...output at LimerWrecks. Rest assured that I and my fellow limerwreckers will have more rhymes on Peter Lorre--as well as other oddball stars and weird old movies--coming your way just as soon as we are able. Image: Peter Lorre, in a publicity still for Crime and Punishment (Josef von Sternberg; 1935).
Sunday, April 5, 2015
It's Easter, give praise and don't mourn
Your deceased savior's raised and reborn
But these dead, now alive,
Open heads to survive
And will feast on your brains Sunday morn.
Pasty-faced extras lurch through Night of the Living Dead (1968). Our title is by David Cairns, and is a nod to Zombies 2, aka Zombie Flesh Eaters (1979). We're going to hell for reposting this holiday limerick. Just like the living dead, Peter Lorre will return!
Friday, April 3, 2015
On the screen, Pete's effete and alarming
Yet with Greenstreet completely disarming
Sid is florid and tall
Lorre's horrid and small
But as scene-eating creatures they're charming!
Peter Lorre and Sydney Greenstreet in their first on-screen pairing, as Joel Cairo and Kasper Gutman in The Maltese Falcon (John Huston; 1941).
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
These creators know squat about "punny",
Pen clichés only potheads find funny
Rhymes devoid of all sex,
I avoid reading "Wrecks"
You can't pay me -- there's not enough money.
Peter Lorre is caricatured in the Daffy Duck cartoon Birth of a Notion (Robert McKimson; 1947). Doug Rice didn't actually write this--he just thought it. April Fools!
Farewell to sleuth Moto he bid
Of the smell of "Ah, so" he was rid
To Warners he went,
Where he'd soar in ascent
When gelling with jovial Sid.
During the 1940s, Peter Lorre and Sydney Greenstreet became an unlikely but successful team at Warner Brothers. They're shown above in The Mask of Dimitrios (Jean Negulesco; 1944). Top: Lorre as Mr. Moto.
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
He'll pretend that he's chicken, a klutz
But our friend is more trickster than putz
Gets his foes to relax
'Cause he knows the third acts
Always end with him kicking their butts.
Peter Lorre stars in Think Fast, Mr. Moto (Norman Foster; 1937). Title by David Cairns, who can be perceptive.
Monday, March 30, 2015
These Bs may be slight but they're breezy
They'll please and delight if you're easy
And Lorre, bizarre
and adorable star,
at least acts a mite Japanesey.
Most of the eight Mr. Moto films starring Peter Lorre are just over an hour. The longest is 74 minutes.
Friday, March 27, 2015
Down goes Oland, bod bloated from gin
Dig a hole and then notify kin
With a void there'd be losses
Which annoyed all the bosses
And behold, Lorre's Moto steps in.
Apparently Mr. Moto's Gamble (1938) was taking on a whodunit script originally written for Charlie Chan. But the failing health of star Warner Oland stopped production on Charlie Chan at the Ringside, the Oland footage was scrapped, and the script rewritten for Peter Lorre's Mr. Moto series.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Although it's apparent at once
That Moto had "help" on his stunts,
Each bully he downed
Caused hope to rebound
In all of us nearsighted runts.
Donald B. Benson
Peter Lorre and stunt double Harvey Parry perform in Think Fast, Mr. Moto (Norman Foster; 1937).
Monday, March 23, 2015
This detective seems slight in physique
But his record in fights is unique
Ev'ry bout with a foe
Is a rout and K.O.
And their necks don't feel right for a week.
Peter Lorre stars as the Japanese super sleuth in Think Fast, Mr. Moto Norman Foster; 1939).
Friday, March 20, 2015
When pursued by a villain seditious,
Or if wooed by a filly suspicious,
Unmarred from the scrapes
Using Judo both brilliant and vicious.
Peter Lorre stars as Kentaro Moto in Think Fast, Mr. Moto (Norman Foster; 1937). With (possibly) George Cooper (left), Sig Ruman (right);Thomas Beck and Virginia Field (hogtied in background).
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Moto's meek, an inveterate wimp
Just a weak and non-threatening shrimp
But the sleuth plays pretend
And in truth his foes end
With a shriek and regrettable limp.
Peter Lorre plays the dummy in Mr. Moto's Last Warning (Norman Foster; 1939), hiding his deadly expertise in martial arts.