Tuesday, February 20, 2018

No Country For Old Menaces



Drac will suck, and the cherry blood flows
Run amok, he will bury what grows   
Europe's virgins now tarts,
Vampire scourge then departs,
Tries to pluck an American rose.   

Old World Dracula come to America. Francis Lederer spooks Norma Eberhardt in The Return of Dracula (Paul Landres; 1958).

Monday, February 19, 2018

He Came to See the Bites



Europe's barren and blasted and meaner
Over There, Drac had fasted, grown leaner
But the hateful blood-beast
In the States has a feast
For American pastures are greener.

Surly Hack, Donald B. Benson, and David Cairns 

Dracula (Francis Lederer) hungers for California teenager Rachel (Norma Eberhardt) in The Return of Dracula (Paul Landres; 1958).

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Craze Anatomy



This here fellow's not mincing or snobby
He's a hellraising, insolent swabbie
His two forearms are bloated
And what's more, we have noted
That his elbows and chin are both knobby.

Popeye flexes his sausages--er...um...elbows? Blow Me Down! (Dave Fleischer; 1933).

Friday, February 16, 2018

This Land Was Made For You to Bleed



Old World hack finds it tough to get dates
So he packs up a couple of crates
This elusive guy treks
To find juicier necks
And now Drac struts his stuff in the States.



Francis Lederer and Norma Eberhardt in The Return of Dracula (Paul Landres; 1958).

Thursday, February 15, 2018

That Old Fang of Mine



From his sight girls quite rightly recoil
With delight he will bite and despoil
When the rascal is done
With his vascular fun
He'll alight and sleep tight on home soil.

Bela Lugosi returns to vampirism as Armand Tesla (Dracula in all but name). scaring the kiddies in The Return of the Vampire (Lew Landers; 1943). Title by old soul Donald B. Benson.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Frye ... Ain’t Got Nobody



One more Valentines Day with no lass
With no gal to make hay with, harass       
I can't score with a girl
Am I horrid? A churl?
I'm unbalanced, they say, and low class.

Dwight Frye as Karl in Bride of Frankenstein (James Whale;1935).Title by Donald B. Benson, who says, "I coulda been some body!" This is a special Wednesday edition of Dwight Frye-Days. Happy Valentines Day from the bleeding hearts at LimerWrecks.

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Haemophage of Innocence



Things improve with time's passing, they say
You disprove that each lass that you slay
You prefer blood that's surgin'
From a curvy young virgin
So that you've got a classy buffet.

David Cairns

Drácula (Carlos Villarias) menaces Eva (Lupita Tovar) in Universal's Spanish-language version of Dracula (George Melford; 1931). What are YOU doing on Valentines Day?

Monday, February 12, 2018

Sartorial Bender



As a pestilence, Drac is deluxe
While we rest, he attacks and he sucks
All the woe, the lives wasted,
The type O he has tasted
Always dressed in a black cape and tux

Bela Lugosi dresses up as Dracula (Tod Browning; 1931).

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Goil and Trouble



He'll eat foam manning decks in a squall
Makes his home in the next port of call
Try to win Popeye's cutie
His sweet skinny patootie
He'll crack domes and twist necks in a brawl.

Popeye ogles a pic of his best goil, Olive Oyl: I Never Changes My Altitude (Dave Fleischer; 1937).

Friday, February 9, 2018

Looking For Mister Good Brain



First time Fritz ever went to a school
He's a witless and bent-over ghoul
When it's plain that he fetched
A bad brain that is tetched
What a ditz! Henry sent out a fool.

Fritz (Dwight Frye) sneaks into a medical school to steal a brain in Frankenstein (James Whale, 1931). Dwight Frye-Day gets an education.

Thursday, February 8, 2018

Housekeeping of Dracula



To this honey, Drac seems rather dapper
He's just hungry, and scheming to trap her
But he suffers a loss
When rebuffed with a cross
And, at sunrise, his dream hits the crapper.



Count Latos aka Dracula (John Carradine) takes a fancy to Milizia (Martha O'Driscoll) in House of Dracula (Erle C. Kenton; 1945). Apparently Bela Lugosi was not happy that Universal replaced him in the role of Dracula.

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Blitzcreep



When strikes by the Reich brings him back    
He'd like a good bite in the sack. 
With werewolf as lackey
He's scary, but wacky
No icon, this night-fiend's not "Drac."

 

In The Return of the Vampire (Lew Landers; 1943), German bombing in England during WWII frees vampire Armand Tesla (Bela Lugosi). Andreas Obry (Matt Willis) is a werewolf under his control. Columbia Pictures originally intended this as a direct sequel to Dracula (1931), but when Universal threatened a plagiarism suit, Columbia changed the names of the characters to avoid any direct connection to Lugosi's earlier hit. Title by David Cairns, blitzed.

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

A Hungarian Ghoulash



Count Drac's on a queer sort of kick
He snacks on the nearest hot chick
But requesting a bite
Finds it best that he write
His accent's unclear it's so thick.  

Dracula (Bela Lugosi) and Mina (Helen Chandler) in Dracula (Tod Browning; 1931). Title by Donald B. Benson, strictly from hunger-y.